Funny dog quotes
Laugh a Little
Our funny dog quotes .. are designed to remind us of the humor provided by our little wet nosed pals.
Our dogs provide us with entertainment and humour even a good giggle. Some even may make you cry!
Celebrate the unique relationship we
enjoy with our small dog breeds and other gorgeous pets. Large or small, furry or not, our precious best friends are perfect in so many ways, without greed or envy,
jealousy or hate, our companions only know unconditional love and depend on us no matter what.
Our funny dog quotes, remind us of the lighter side of pet ownership. Without any effort, our beloved pets entertain us, keep us from being lonely, give us a reason to get up in the morning and a reason to live.
They can sometimes challenge our humor especially with potty training, but what would we do without our beloved miniature dogs. Cute and adorable, asking for so little in return. A bowl of food, a short daily walk and lots of love and attention!
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in
a higher state of evolution is that he got his laugh on the right
end. - Max Eastman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
- Edward Abbey
Back from scattering birds, all dogs swagger a bit - Dan
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I like pigs - dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat
us as equals. - Winston Churchill
J'embrasse mon chien sur la bouche! (I kiss my dog on the mouth)
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful - Ann Landers
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses -
Ever consider what our dogs must think. We come back from the store
with the most amazing food. They must think we are the
greatest hunters on Earth - Ann Tyler
Anybody who does not know what soap tastes like never washed a
Franklin P Jones
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you
love yourself. - Josh Billings
Mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun -
Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him
- Winston Churchill
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise! -
Woman and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea - Author Unknown
You own a dog, but feed a cat - Jenny de Vries
Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of
needs - J R Ackerley
Show a dog the time and he sniffs the leather watchband - Dan Liebert
If your dog thinks you are the greatest person on earth - Don't seek
a second opinion - Jim Fiebig
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with
another dog. -
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