Funny dog quotes
Laugh a Little

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Our funny dog quotes .. are designed to remind us of the humor provided by our little wet nosed pals.

Our dogs provide us with entertainment and humour even a good giggle. Some even may make you cry!

Celebrate the unique relationship we enjoy with our small dog breeds and other gorgeous pets. Large or small, furry or not, our precious best friends are perfect in so many ways, without greed or envy, jealousy or hate, our companions only know unconditional love and depend on us no matter what.

Our funny dog quotes, remind us of the lighter side of pet ownership. Without any effort, our beloved pets entertain us, keep us from being lonely, give us a reason to get up in the morning and a reason to live.

They can sometimes challenge our humor especially with potty training, but what would we do without our beloved miniature dogs.  Cute and adorable, asking for so little in return. A bowl of food, a short daily walk and lots of love and attention!

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
- Edward Abbey

Back from scattering birds, all dogs swagger a bit -  Dan Liebert

 

I love a dog.  He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

 

I like pigs - dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

 

 J'embrasse mon chien sur la bouche! (I kiss my dog on the mouth)  -
Author Unkown

 

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful - Ann Landers

 

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses -
Elizabeth Taylor

 

Ever consider what our dogs must think. We come back from the store with the most amazing food.  They must think we are the greatest hunters on Earth -  Ann Tyler

 

Anybody who does not  know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog - Franklin P Jones

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. -  Josh Billings

 

Mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun  -
Noel Coward

 

Our dog chases people on a bike.  We've had to take it off him -  Winston Churchill

 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise!  - 
Author Unknown

 

Woman and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea  - Author Unknown

 

You own a dog, but feed a cat - Jenny de Vries

 

Dogs love company.  They place it first on their short list of needs  - J R Ackerley

 

Show a dog the time and he sniffs the leather watchband - Dan Liebert

 

If your dog thinks you are the greatest person on earth - Don't seek a second opinion -  Jim Fiebig

 

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let
him have one.  -
Author Unknown

 

I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog. -  James Thurbere

Other Quotes for Inspiration or Closure in Celebrating our Beloved Pets:

• Dog Poetry - Power of the Dog

• Pet Sayings - If only they Could Talk!

• Funny Dog Sayings - Feel Good

• Old Dog Quotes - Faithful and True

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