Funny dog sayings
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Our funny dog sayings.. do it for you.  Many will make you laugh and some may even make you cry.

Our dog quotes celebrate the unique relationship we enjoy with our small dog breeds and so many other creatures. Large or small our precious best friends are perfect in every way, they do not have human failings such as greed or envy.

Our beautiful pets are there purely for our benefit and enjoyment.

These funny dog quotes and inspirational dog quotes are designed to inspire us to be nicer and gentler. Pet sayings just do it better than we can.

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scorn you, but he will make a fool of himself too! - Samuel Butler

 

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a
dog does - Christopher Morley

 

Back from scattering birds, all dogs swagger a bit -  Dan Liebert

 

Everything I need to know I learned from my dog - Author Unknown

 

I like pigs - dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

 

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job - Franklin P Jones

 

Your dog's admiration should not be conclusive evidence that you are wonderful - Ann Landers

 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. - Rita Rudner

 

Ever consider what our dogs must think. We come back from the store with the most amazing food.  They must think we are the greatest hunters on Earth -  Ann Tyler

Anybody who does not know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog - Franklin P Jones

 

My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog thinks I am - Author Unknown

 

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog! -
Ambrose Bierce

 

My dog does not worry about the economy because his food is $3 a can.  That's $21 in dog money  - Joe Weinstein

 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise!  - 
Author Unknown

 

Woman and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea  - Author Unknown

 

You own a dog, but feed a cat - Jenny de Vries

 

Dogs love company.  They place it first on their short list of needs  - J R Ackerley

 

Show a dog the time and he sniffs the leather watchband - Dan Liebert

 

If your dog thinks you are the greatest person on earth - Don't seek a second opinion -  Jim Fiebig

 

 

He that lieth down with dogs - shall rise up with fleas -  Benjamin Franklin

 

Other Funny Dog Quotes (and some not so funny) for Inspiration in Celebrating our Beloved Pets:

• Dog Poetry - Power of the Dog

• Pet Sayings - If only they Could Talk!

• Funny Dog Quotes - Feel Good

• Old Dog Quotes - Faithful and True

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