Funny dog sayings
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| The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scorn you, but he will make a fool of himself too! - Samuel Butler |
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a
dog does - Christopher Morley
| Back from scattering birds, all dogs swagger a bit - Dan Liebert |
Everything I need to know I learned from my dog - Author Unknown
| I like pigs - dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill |
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job - Franklin P Jones
| Your dog's admiration should not be conclusive evidence that you are wonderful - Ann Landers |
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult. -Rita Rudner
| Ever consider what our dogs must think. We come back from the store with the most amazing food. They must think we are the greatest hunters on Earth - Ann Tyler |
Anybody who does not know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog - Franklin P Jones
| My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog thinks I am - |
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog! -
Ambrose Bierce
| My dog does not worry about the economy because his food is $3 a can. That's $21 in dog money - Joe Weinstein |
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise! -
Author Unknown
| Woman and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea - Author Unknown |
You own a dog, but feed a cat - Jenny de Vries
| Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of needs - J R Ackerley |
Show a dog the time and he sniffs the leather watchband - Dan Liebert
| If your dog thinks you are the greatest person on earth - Don't seek a second opinion - Jim Fiebig |
| He that lieth down with dogs - shall rise up with fleas - Benjamin Franklin |
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